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The 20 most comical moments at a pediatrician's appointment

The 20 most comical moments at a pediatrician's appointment

A trip to the doctor is a serious matter, but there are moments when little patients can turn the appointment into the most entertaining event. Pediatricians from the Medical Network "Dobrobut" share funny, touching, and interesting cases from their practice.

  1. Once, a girl, while leaving the office, said to me, "Goodbye, laly!" Her mother corrected her: "That's not laly; that's auntie!" And she replied, "No, it's laly!"
  2. Recently, I was called to a home visit. A little patient, meeting me in a princess dress and wearing a crown on her head, asked, "Are you Doctor Aibolit?"
  3. A four-year-old boy kept tugging at my mask while I was examining his throat. It was funny, although not very comfortable.
  4. A five-year-old girl came in with her mother. The mother warned me that the girl is very afraid of doctors and doesn't allow herself to be examined. So, we searched together for where the little mouse had hidden. "Maybe in your ear?" "No." "Maybe in your nose?" "No." The examination went unnoticed and was fun, and the little one got so caught up that she started looking for the mouse in the office. Not finding it, she asked for a pen and paper and drew it.
  5. At the appointment, there was a 12-year-old brother and a 4.5-year-old sister. The older boy had two vaccinations and colorful band-aids on both arms. He told his sister, "Look how pretty!" (to keep her from being afraid of getting vaccinated). The girl responded, "Oh, Ilyusha, you are so beautiful, so beautiful! Just like my bicycle!"
  6. During a home visit, a girl asked for permission to examine me with her toy doctor kit.
  7. A four-year-old boy was indignant when someone tugged at the door handle: "What rudeness!"
  8. A 2.5-year-old girl was terrified of the medical examination and cried loudly. I got to know her soft toys: Chick, Bunny, Chicha, and so on. The child stopped crying.
  9. I remember an eight-year-old boy who always ran to greet me when I arrived for a home visit and hugged me sincerely, shouting, "My Oksana Ivanivna has come!"—he always lifted my spirits.
  10. I asked a six-year-old boy at the appointment, "What troubles you?" He said, "Food." I asked, "Why?" He replied, "I want to eat."
  11. I asked the father of a one-year-old child, "Are there any complaints about the child?" He replied, "Yes. It doesn't work. And it happens every time. The child is almost a year old, and it still doesn't work."
  12. At the appointment, five-year-old Masha said, "Hello, Karolina!" The mother replied, "Not Karolina, but Karolina Anatoliyivna." The daughter explained, "Mom, that's for you, Karolina Anatoliyivna, but we are friends with Karolina."
  13. I called from a home visit to the insurance company. I said I was calling about the child Ivanov Kolya. He started crying and screaming, "I’m not Ivanov Kolya! I’m SpongeBob!"
  14. One little patient called me "Doctor Fire" because of the lights on my head, and another called me "Doctor Coo-Coo" because I ask children to say "coo-coo" during the examination to see the adenoid tissue when the soft palate moves.
  15. I was called "Doctor Plush," but I guess that's how all female pediatricians are referred to.
  16. A mother to her child on a home visit: "Look, your fairy has arrived."
  17. This case occurred during an emergency call from MM Dobrobut to a three-year-old girl diagnosed with "acetone syndrome" who needed to have a test done. The child was ceremoniously seated on the potty in the center of the room, and the father, mother, I, and the paramedic happened to be sitting around her. The process wasn’t going well; we couldn’t obtain the material for the study. The mother said to her daughter, "Pee-pee." There was no effect. Eventually, the father said the same. No effect. Then the paramedic said this magical word, and still, nothing happened! I sat quietly, writing my conclusion. The girl pointed at me and said, "Now you say ‘Pee-pee!’"
  18. To gain trust, I often have to "treat" a toy brought by the children, and then I can attend to the child.
  19. At the appointment, the doctor said, "Well, shall we go to the eye doctor?" And the boy replied, "I'm not an eye doctor."
  20. At the appointment, the child treated me to candies; I thanked her and said it was a lot and that she could leave a few candies for herself, to which the child replied, "But I don't like those."

Stay healthy!

Updated: 27.08.2025
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Lialina Olena Mykhailivna
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Buharina Evgenia Nikolayevna
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Nakonechnyi Andrii Ivanovych
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Sierova Hanna Oleksandrivna
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Machiha Daryna Mykhailivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Biziakina Olha Viacheslavivna
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Rykova Stanislava Oleksandrivna
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Khvorostiana Nataliia Valentynivna
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Kurko Oksana Anatoliivna
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Kovbasko Kateryna Mykhailivna
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Karpenko Nataliia Mykhailivna
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Smoliak-Smietkina Svitlana Pavlivna
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Pidnebesna Liubov Viacheslavivna
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Physician, 12 experience (y.)
Safonova Oleksandra Hennadiivna
Pediatrician, 4 experience (y.)
Yemelianova Nataliia Ihorivna
Pediatrician, 20 experience (y.)
Horova Valeriia Leonidivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Duzha Yuliia Anatoliivna
Pediatrician, 19 experience (y.)
Orlova Tetiana Volodymyrivna
Physician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician, 13 experience (y.)
Pavlenko-Chuniak Kateryna Olehivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric neurologist, 8 experience (y.)
Mendel (Feshchenko) Olena Vasylivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric pulmonologist, 28 experience (y.)
Kotelianets Tetiana Mykolaivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric gastroenterologist, 4 experience (y.)
Kudynenko Yuliia Anatoliivna
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Physician, 9 experience (y.)
Hnatiuk-Riadska Kseniia Serhiivna
Pediatric allergist; Pediatrician, 15 experience (y.)
Uliankyna-Kulbida Kateryna Mykhailivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Infectious disease doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 9 experience (y.)
Biriukova Nataliia Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor, 26 experience (y.)
Zasiadko Anastasiia Valeriivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric endocrinologist, 15 experience (y.)
Shelukha Olena Mykhailivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric gastroenterologist, 25 experience (y.)
Kartashova Kateryna Vitaliivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Bilga Svitlana Stepanivna
Pediatrician, 33 experience (y.)
Marynych Nataliia Borysivna
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Morhun Svitlana Ivanivna
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Dubynets Tetiana Anatoliivna
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Bas Natalia Viktorivna
Pediatrician, 20 experience (y.)
Tereshchenko Viktoriia Viktorivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 11 experience (y.)
Fesenko Svitlana Yevheniivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 21 experience (y.)
Orinochko Iryna Yuriivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 12 experience (y.)
Sidelnykova Nataliia Mykolaivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric gastroenterologist, 29 experience (y.)
Vizaver Ivanna Ivanivna
Pediatrician, 4 experience (y.)
Bondarets Yuliia Ivanivna
Pediatrician, 14 experience (y.)
Nieizviestna Nina Viktorivna
Pediatrician, 25 experience (y.)
Bilokonskyi Dmytro Volodymyrovych
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 11 experience (y.)
Pleshakova Oleksandra Volodymyrivna
Infectious disease doctor; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician, 6 experience (y.)
Huzhelia Olena Viktorivna
Pediatrician, 36 experience (y.)
Bilenko Anastasiia Dmytrivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Zelinska Anna Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric gastroenterologist, 5 experience (y.)
Renchkovska Svitlana Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician, 34 experience (y.)
Revenko Iryna Volodymyrivna
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Zharova Yuliia Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician, 25 experience (y.)
Tereshchenko Nataliia Serhiivna
Pediatrician, 9 experience (y.)
Zubarieva Olena Olehivna
Pediatrician, 19 experience (y.)
Taran Valentyna Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician; Ultrasound doctor,
Kulchytska Tetiana Valentinovna
Pediatrician,
Blokha Tetiana Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Sokolenko Inna Mykolaivna
Pediatrician, 11 experience (y.)
Moroz Yuliia Bohdanivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Allergist; Pediatrician; Physician, 9 experience (y.)
Stetsiuk (Shakhraichuk) Lesia Oleksandrivna
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Zahorodniuk Anna Volodymyrivna
Physician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician, 17 experience (y.)
Vaymyer (Fandyeyeva) Nataliya Fedorivna
Pediatrician, 23 experience (y.)
Pidhorodetskyi Vadym Serhiiovych
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 4 experience (y.)
Lipinska (Sulimanova) Olena Serhiivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric infectious disease doctor, 10 experience (y.)
Kaplun Maryna Hryhorivna
Pediatrician, 5 experience (y.)
Kozachuk Yaroslav Oleksandrovych
Pediatrician; Pediatric neurologist, 8 experience (y.)
Ivakhniuk Viktoriia Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician, 4 experience (y.)
Chebotarova Dariia Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric neurologist, 4 experience (y.)
Maslov Oleksii Oleksandrovych
Pediatrician, 11 experience (y.)
Kovalenko Inna Dmytrivna
Pediatric neurologist; Pediatrician, 29 experience (y.)
Ruban Halyna Vitaliivna
Pediatrician; Ultrasound doctor, 32 experience (y.)
Chorna Kateryna Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician, 13 experience (y.)
Husakova Yuliia Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric neurologist, 17 experience (y.)
Vasylenko Nataliia Borysivna
Pediatrician, 20 experience (y.)
Sarzhyna Olesia Viktorivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Gastroenterologist; Pediatrician; Physician, 6 experience (y.)
Tsikalyshyn Mariana Bohdanivna
Pediatrician, 8 experience (y.)
Poshyvailo Viktor Valeriiovych
Pediatrician, 15 experience (y.)
Chernysh Yuliia Rostyslavivna
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Puhach Bohdan Anatoliiovych
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Physician, 11 experience (y.)
Khomenchuk Olha Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 12 experience (y.)
Zhuravel Olha Mykolaivna
Pediatrician, 17 experience (y.)
Potapenko Serhii Valeriiovych
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Nedashkivska Mariia Viktorivna
Pediatrician, 7 experience (y.)
Duma Alla Viktorivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 33 experience (y.)
Matiukh Mykhailo Andriyovych
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Petrovych Iryna Mykolaivna
Pediatrician, 31 experience (y.)
Zinchuk Alona Vasylivna
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Krasko Iryna Mykolaivna
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Kolos Valerii Ivanovych
Pediatrician, 42 experience (y.)
Stoianova Alla Anatoliivna
Pediatrician, 34 experience (y.)
Patlan Svitlana Mykolaivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 19 experience (y.)
Polonska Liudmyla Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician, 39 experience (y.)
Kravtsova Oksana Mykolaivna
Pediatric pulmonologist; Pediatrician, 20 experience (y.)
Druzhyna Olena Vadymivna
Pediatrician; Allergist; Pediatric allergist, 26 experience (y.)
Lebedieva Oleksandra Valentynivna
Pediatrician, 19 experience (y.)
Reka Iryna Petrivna
Pediatrician, 43 experience (y.)
Mishchenko Liliia Vitaliivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Allergist; Pediatrician; Pulmonologist, 9 experience (y.)
Savonova Nataliia Oleksiivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric psychiatrist, 13 experience (y.)
Hebrych Maryna Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician, 34 experience (y.)
Sudyk Svitlana Ivanivna
Infectious disease doctor; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatric infectious disease doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 12 experience (y.)
Malinovska Daria Oleksandrivna
Pediatric endocrinologist; Pediatrician, 9 experience (y.)
Smal Bohdan Orestovych
Physician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Endocrinologist; Pediatric endocrinologist; Pediatrician, 13 experience (y.)
Baibara Nataliia Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician, 31 experience (y.)
Vitiuk Alina Vsevolodivna
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Physician, 49 experience (y.)
Shevielieva Viktoriia Leonidivna
Pediatrician; Nutritionist; Pediatric endocrinologist, 22 experience (y.)
Krakovska Iryna Stepanivna
Pediatrician,
Maksymchuk Iryna Valeriivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 25 experience (y.)
Rykov Oleksii Arkadiiovych
Pediatrician, 28 experience (y.)
Bozhok Olha Anatoliivna
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor, 11 experience (y.)
Bova Anastasiia Viktorivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 25 experience (y.)
Bravistova Natalia Oleksandrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric immunologist, 30 experience (y.)
Mishenina Vladyslava Mykolaivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Holovnia Nataliia Ivanivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric endocrinologist, 13 experience (y.)
Sapsai Taisiia Vadymivna
Pediatrician, 2 experience (y.)
Piendielieieva Olha Kostiantynivna
Pediatrician, 26 experience (y.)
Desiatnyk Denys Hryhorovych
Pediatrician, 28 experience (y.)
Pelykh Oksana Stepanivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 22 experience (y.)
Hrynykha Alona Mykolaivna
Pediatrician, 6 experience (y.)
Vovchuk Tetiana Mykolaivna
Pediatrician; A general practitioner is a family doctor, 7 experience (y.)
Labunets Roman Vitaliiovych
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Gastroenterologist; Pediatrician; Physician, 12 experience (y.)
Korol Iryna Yevheniivna
Physician; A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician, 13 experience (y.)
Zakharov Stanislav Volodymyrovych
Pediatrician; Pediatric infectious disease doctor, 11 experience (y.)
Betsko Nina Volodymyrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 6 experience (y.)
Nedashkovska Iryna Mykolaivna
Pediatric cardiorheumatologist; Pediatrician, 38 experience (y.)
Startseva Yuliia Dmytrivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric gastroenterologist, 9 experience (y.)
Karp Kateryna Maksymivna
Pediatrician; Pediatric allergist, 5 experience (y.)
Skrypchynska-Krykunenko Neonila Vadymivna
A general practitioner is a family doctor; Pediatrician; Physician, 12 experience (y.)

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